My best fucking friend and I had a great time last night

netlfix:

imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall

(Source: netlfix)

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu)

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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ispeakquotes:

fun zodiac sign facts here!
boys-and-suicide:

It’s kind of sad how whenever it’s around 11:11 somewhere this post spikes in notes.
braydaaan:


cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

omfg it actually works
"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

-The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

thisishangingrockcomics:

just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door 

i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes

dynastylnoire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions